SND27 2011-07-07 02:49:13

Oh shit, I just got a boner.

Arin3000 2011-07-07 04:11:37

Does it write trololololol on the wall :3

SND27 2011-07-07 07:13:45

Penis enlargment.

SND27 2011-07-07 07:40:50

Let's go protest about pot being illegal.

SND27 2011-07-07 08:44:35

You mean what's pot?
It's weed.

SND27 2011-07-07 10:09:02

Yeah, marijuana is illegal.
Seriously you didn't know that?
You're kidding, right?

SND27 2011-07-07 10:11:57

You haven't been smoking it, have you?

SND27 2011-07-07 10:51:25

fucker

SND27 2011-07-07 10:54:50

I may fuck you when you're fucking a whale that's fucking a squirrel, which is fucking a goat... in the mouth... You sick bastard! Is what Foamy would say. :3

SND27 2011-07-07 10:58:55

u pitschku materinu
don't ask

SND27 2011-07-07 12:44:00

I said don't ask. -.-

SND27 2011-07-07 13:02:52

The stuff about the birth of christ and all that stuff is bullshit.

SND27 2011-07-07 13:26:33

So you watch neurotically yours?

SND27 2011-07-07 23:53:00

Hey, I'm gonna post a short submission soon.
It's gonna be really crappy. Why? I just wanna make sure, that by madness day, I know how to submit something, so there will be no problems on the day it's supposed to be submitted.
So I'm gonna infrom you when it's submitted and make sure you vote 0 on it, cause I want it blammed.

SND27 2011-07-08 02:34:20

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/thespammer/ridin-teh-pony">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/th espammer/ridin-teh-pony</a>

SND27 2011-07-08 03:32:50

Using nipple stimulation to induce labor has been practiced by women for centuries. This stimulation brings about the release of oxytocin, which is the natural form of pitocin. Oxytocin causes contractions, which can lead into true labor. It's important to note that this will only happen if your body is already close to labor. As with all natural labor induction techniques, don't attempt this until you are over 40 weeks.

It is a practice often recommended by midwives when a woman is long past due or when labor is stalled. It causes the release of oxytocin, the same hormone that causes uterine contractions. This can be done manually or with an electric breast pump.

When this is performed, the uterus sometimes becomes hyperstimulated, meaning that it gets too little rest between contractions, so use caution and consult your practitioner first.

Here is a guide to help you understand the process:

1. Only massage one breast at a time.

2. Grasping the areola, rub in a circular motion until a contraction begins. It's important to mimic the suckling action of a baby.

3. Stop after the contraction begins.

4. Wait 15 minutes, then repeat.

Stop using nipple stimulation if the contractions are 3 minutes apart or lasting 1 minute or longer.

SND27 2011-07-08 03:33:13

Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size.[1] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias.

Of the abnormal conditions associated with micropenis, most are conditions of reduced prenatal androgen production or effect, such as abnormal testicular development (testicular dysgenesis, Klinefelter syndrome, Leydig cell hypoplasia), specific defects of testosterone or dihydrotestosterone synthesis (17,20-lyase deficiency, 5%u03B1-reductase deficiency), androgen insensitivity syndromes, inadequate pituitary stimulation (gonadotropin deficiency), and other forms of congenital hypogonadism. Micropenis can also occur as part of many genetic malformation syndromes that do not involve the sex chromosomes. It is sometimes a sign of congenital growth-hormone deficiency or congenital hypopituitarism. Several homeobox genes affect penis and digit size without detectable hormone abnormalities.
After evaluation to detect any of the conditions described above, micropenis can often be treated in infancy with injections of various hormones, such as human chorionic gonadotropin and testosterone.
Most eight- to fourteen-year-old boys referred for micropenis do not have the micropenis condition. Such concerns are usually explained by one of the following:
a penis concealed in suprapubic fat (extra fat around the mons pubis).
a large body and frame for which a prepubertal penis simply appears too small.
delayed puberty with every reason to expect good future growth.

SND27 2011-07-08 03:33:57

Oh, and a gift you might like:Orgasm (from Greek %u03BF%u03C1%u03B3%u03B1%u03C3%u03BC%
u03CC%u03C2 orgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure.[1] Experienced by males and females, orgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus.[1] Orgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed. In males, orgasm generally leads to ejaculation.

Orgasm is an autonomic physiologic response to sexual stimulation. Brain wave patterns have shown distinct changes during orgasm, which indicate the importance of the limbic system in the orgasmic response.[1] In humans, orgasms usually result from the stimulation of the penis in males and the clitoris in females.[1][2] Stimulation can be by self-practice (masturbation) or by a partner (penetrative sexual intercourse, non-penetrative sex; also known as outercourse, and other erotic sexual activities). In addition, partners simultaneously stimulating each other's sex organs by mutual masturbation, penetrative intercourse, or other rhythmic inter-genital contact may experience simultaneous orgasms.

The period after orgasm (known as a refractory period) is often a relaxing experience, attributed to the release of the neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin.[3] Male and female brains demonstrate similar changes during orgasm (by partner controlled orgasm), with brain activity scans showing a temporary decrease in the metabolic activity of large parts of the cerebral cortex with normal or increased metabolic activity in the limbic areas of the brain.[4]

SND27 2011-07-08 03:34:15

Sorry about the spam. :P

SND27 2011-07-08 03:42:14

May I spam one more time? :3