SND27 2011-07-08 03:42:28

Here for the first time ever are simple and explicit instructions on how to deep throat a penis. Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.

The penis must be THOROUGHLY LUBRICATED! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don't 'relax' your throat muscles to perform deepthroat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)

Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you'll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat

One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra 'push' to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it.
You contact lens wearers will no doubt remember the difficulty you had overcoming the involuntary urge to blink the first few times you tried to put in your lenses, but with practice and patience it became very easy to do. The same applies to deep throating! Be patient an

SND27 2011-07-08 03:42:50

Ooops, didn't even wait for the answer.

SND27 2011-07-08 04:12:20

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOk2inUjLg&feature=autoplay&list=ULQdRczpqWuMM&index=2&playnext=2">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOk2i nUjLg&feature=autoplay&list=U LQdRczpqWuMM&index=2&playnext =2</a>

Possibly the best neurotically yours episode. ^_^

SND27 2011-07-08 04:53:07

Arin said you're already done with the first part.
If so, then why don't you send it to me?

Arin3000 2011-07-08 05:32:00

yeah didnt know he was making it even bigger :P

Arin3000 2011-07-08 08:27:11

k ill go c 4 my-BOOOOOOOMMMM

SND27 2011-07-08 10:56:32

I'm losing interest in visiting a lot of newgrounders' pages.
Like for example Nomaron's.

SND27 2011-07-08 11:49:39

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!?????? THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? D:

SND27 2011-07-09 08:36:35

So where did you go?

Arin3000 2011-07-09 19:24:41

K death i know your afk for 3 days but our song guy allowed us to use our main theme so its just wanted u to know :P

Flamerider11 2011-07-10 00:08:32

The wall says Trololol XD

SND27 2011-07-10 18:08:38

Wanna have buttseckz? This time I'm gonna be the one pumping that ass.

Arin3000 2011-07-11 15:12:01

HE IZ BACXKEH

SND27 2011-07-11 15:32:16

So you wanna have oral sex instead?